August 31, 2014   126,862 notes

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August 28, 2014   329 notes

「Professor Layton VS Ace Attorney」 - 「First Trailer」- 「

SO READY!

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August 27, 2014   216,030 notes

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blue-eyed-hanji:

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

aww yissss

I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

YASSAAAS OMFG FINALLY A POST WITH MY MAIN BITCH CARMEN SANDIEGO

August 23, 2014   192,803 notes

ofgeography:

so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!

here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:

disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.

sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.

so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY—

here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:

  • it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.

so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE:

  • you have to pay for pay per view.

so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”

  • AS A FAMILY.

and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.

"i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?"

as a reminder, a quick table survey:

  • my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
  • my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
  • my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
  • me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography

silence.

my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”

silence.

my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.

my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”

  • WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?

"don’t expose my kid to that crap."

  • DON’T
  • EXPOSE
  • MY KID
  • TO THAT CRAP

"if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room."

  • I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
  • IN THE LIVING ROOM

but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • i did not want to go to porn prison

the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:

  • my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
  • my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
  • my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences

but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • this is the best thing i’ve ever done

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August 22, 2014   133,463 notes

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

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August 8, 2014   12,716 notes

radioyuki:

Olivia Olson confirms Bubbline as canon!

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August 8, 2014   823,877 notes

boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

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July 29, 2014   94,908 notes
destroyerofphysicsposts:


let's gif: pokemon sage - [2/?]

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP KIDS
EVERYBODY PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME RIGHT NOW ITS CALLED POKEMON SAGE AND ITS A FANMADE POKEMON PROJECT ON RPG MAKER
look at that town
its fucking beautiful right
thats where you live bro
what does this game not have
there’s tons of racial diversity and the FIRST NON-WHITE POKEMON PROTAGONISTS LOOK
over 200 totally original pokemon and theyre all beautiful look at this






they also have amazing puns for names such as












and my personal favorites
and some are just plain awesome like















its a fucking dragon viking ship how cool is that
basically there is not a bad pokemon in this gen i dare you to find one
did i mention that your rival IS AN OUTLAW WEARING A COOL ASS PONCHO AND HAT


look at that guy how can you not like him
the music is AMAZING and super catchy
theres a lot of multicultural influences and mishmashing and basically its super awesome
everything is original except basic item sprites
it has the nostalgic feel of the good old pokemon and is made in the style of gen 3 but is so full of originality and surprises that you’ll be constantly amazed with this game
just play it
the demo is out right now and the full game is in progress! come on lets show these guys that what theyre doing is a REALLY GREAT THING and that it NEEDS TO CONTINUE!
ive never even been this excited for a real pokemon game but as soon as i saw this i was blown away
please play this game
please
you will not regret it

destroyerofphysicsposts:

let's gif: pokemon sage - [2/?]

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP KIDS

EVERYBODY PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME RIGHT NOW ITS CALLED POKEMON SAGE AND ITS A FANMADE POKEMON PROJECT ON RPG MAKER

look at that town

its fucking beautiful right

thats where you live bro

what does this game not have

  • there’s tons of racial diversity and the FIRST NON-WHITE POKEMON PROTAGONISTS LOOK
  • over 200 totally original pokemon and theyre all beautiful look at this
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  • they also have amazing puns for names such as
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  • and my personal favorites
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  • and some are just plain awesome like
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  • its a fucking dragon viking ship how cool is that
  • basically there is not a bad pokemon in this gen i dare you to find one
  • did i mention that your rival IS AN OUTLAW WEARING A COOL ASS PONCHO AND HAT
  • Untitled
  • http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140417031545/capx/images/0/04/Ricardo_VS_Sprite_D.png
  • look at that guy how can you not like him
  • the music is AMAZING and super catchy
  • theres a lot of multicultural influences and mishmashing and basically its super awesome
  • everything is original except basic item sprites
  • it has the nostalgic feel of the good old pokemon and is made in the style of gen 3 but is so full of originality and surprises that you’ll be constantly amazed with this game
  • just play it

the demo is out right now and the full game is in progress! come on lets show these guys that what theyre doing is a REALLY GREAT THING and that it NEEDS TO CONTINUE!

ive never even been this excited for a real pokemon game but as soon as i saw this i was blown away

please play this game

please

you will not regret it

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July 17, 2014   3,563 notes

Reblog if you’re in/know of the Ace Attorney Fandom

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kace1969:

Proving a point to my friend, who doesn’t think there’s any ace attorney fans out there

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Reblogging for the gifs XD

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July 10, 2014   62,903 notes

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I’m in an abusive relationship with Pizza

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